小芳帶了三個頑皮的孩子來,在小趙的玫瑰花園裡撒野。                        


 小趙在屋子裡看到了,火大地說:「我要出去好好訓訓這些小鬼,把我的玫瑰花都弄


 斷了。」                                                                  


                                                                           


                                                                            


 「何必你去呢?」太太說,「由我去」趙太太小聲說,「那些花都有刺,又剛噴了殺


 蟲劑,趙伯伯怕你們被刺到,有毒。他在樓上看了,緊張得不得了呢。」          


                                                                           


                                                                           


 美國前總統雷根的阿茲海默症越來越嚴重了。                                  


 在電視上,雷根夫人南西接受了芭芭拉‧瓦特絲的訪問:                         


 「聽說雷根先生病得很重,現在情況如何?」南西笑笑:                        


 「感謝上帝,已經出乎我們意料的好了。」                                    


                                                                            


 旅館裡借給旅客使用的浴袍總是失竊。                                        


 客房部主任氣憤地寫了一張公告,打算發到各房間:「偷竊本旅館浴袍者,將被送警


 究辦。」                                                                  


                                                                           


                                                                           


 隔一天,他把內容改了:「請勿將本旅館的浴袍攜走,以免觸法。」              


                                                                            


                                                                           


 隔一天,他又把內容改了:「如果您對浴袍感興趣,請洽客房部,我們有全新的,可


 以賣給您,免得您拿走用過的浴袍,卻被扣了新浴袍的錢。」                    


                                                                            


                                                                           


                                                                           


 女兒交了要好的男朋友,居然脾氣跟準岳父一樣,固執。                        


 有一天為了約會,還頂撞了老先生。                                           


                                                                           


                                                                           


 「你為什麼會愛上這小子?」老先生厲聲問女兒。「他哪一點好?值得你愛?」    


                                                                            


                                                                           


                                                                           


 「爹地,你不覺得他的個性很像你嗎?有一點直,有一點固執」                  


 女兒說:「我愛你的個性,覺得像你這樣堅持到底的個性才能成功。他雖然不及    


 你,但是多少有點像你,所以我愛他。」                                      


                                                                           


                                                                           


 明明醫師開了藥,老太太卻固執,不吃。結果整夜咳,吵得兒子睡不好覺。        


                                                                           


                                                                           


 「我要去講講老娘」兒子早上對太太說,「她太過分,簡直跟我們過不去」        


                                                                            


                                                                           


 「別急,別急」太太把他拉住,「先想想,換個方法說。」                      


                                                                           


                                                                           


 吃早餐時,兒子對老母開口了:「媽,真是母子連心,你咳嗽,就算很小聲,我都會


 聽到,心不安,你上床前還是吃點藥吧。」                                    


                                                                           


                                                                           


 同一件事,你總可以從不同角度去看,                                        


                                                                           


                                                                            


 而產生完全不同的感覺說出完全不同的話……                                    


 那些說話傷人的人,多半因為沒有換個角度看事情,                            


                                                                           


                                                                            


 也可以說他們總從負面想……                                                  


                                                                           


                                                                            


 窗子開著,有涼風進來。他可能罵太太:「你難道不冷嗎?為不麼不關窗子?」    


 他何不換句話說:「太太,我怕你會冷,把窗子關上吧。」                      


                                                                           


                                                                           


                                                                           


                                                                           


                                                                           


 交一疊錢給朋友,你說「數一數,回頭少了,可別怪我。」你說得沒錯,他卻不好意


 思數了,你何不換個方法:「還是數數吧,因為我有時候糊塗,搞不好多給你了。」


                                                                           


                                                                           


 最能把話說到心窩裡的,總是最為別人設想也總能退一步思考的人。              


                                                                           


                                                                           


                                                                         

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