1  一個離過很多次婚的女人,該怎麼稱呼她?                                 

                                                                           

                                                                            

 ""盡棄                                                                

                                                                           

                                                                            

 2  放煙火時為什麼不會射到星星?                                           

                                                                           

                                                                           

 因為星星會""                                                             

                                                                           

                                                                           

 3  奉勸好色的男人…最好的的賀詞是什麼?                                    

                                                                           

    小心!鐵杵磨成繡花針。                                                 

                                                                            

 4  一個人在眾目睽睽下脫褲子…卻沒人管他,為什麼?                          

                                                                           

    他脫雨褲                                                               

                                                                            

 5  醫生為病人開刀時,為什麼都要戴口罩?                                   

                                                                           

    出問題時才不會被認出來。                                               

                                                                            

 6  白雪公主跳脫衣舞…猜一種飲料?                                          

                                                                           

    七喜!( 7-UP                                                         

                                                                           

 7  什麼樣的桶子永遠裝不滿?                                               

                                                                           

    馬桶!                                                                  

                                                                           

 8  家有家規,校有校規…那動物園有啥規?                                    

                                                                            

    烏龜。                                                                 

                                                                           

                                                                           

 9  為什麼流氓坐車不用給錢?                                               

                                                                           

    坐警車!                                                                

                                                                           

                                                                           

 10 便秘,猜一種運動名稱?                                                 

                                                                            

      少棒賽!                                                             

                                                                           

                                                                            

                                                                           

                              名人其實很搞笑!                             

                                                                           

                                                                            

                                面對衰老疾病                               

                                                                           

                                                                            

                                                                           

                在一個有眾多名流出席大晚稻會上,已失去昔日風采,           

                                                                           

                                                                            

         鬢髮斑白的巴基斯坦影壇老將雷利拄著枴杖蹣跚地走上臺來就座。        

                                                                           

                                                                           

                  主持人開口問道:「您還經常去看醫生?                   

                                                                           

                                                                           

                            「是的,常去看。                              

                                                                           

                                                                           

                               「為什麼?                                

                                                                            

                                                                           

               「因為病人必須常去看醫生,醫生才能活下去。                

                                                                           

                                                                           

      此時,臺下爆發出熱烈的掌聲,人們為老人的樂觀精神和機智語言喝彩。     

                     主持人接著問: 「您常去藥店買藥嗎?」                  

                                                                           

                                                                           

                 「是的,常去。因為藥店老闆也得活下去。                  

                             臺下又是一陣掌聲。                             

                                                                           

                                                                           

                             您常吃藥嗎?                             

                                                                            

                                                                           

             「不,我常把藥扔掉。因為我也要活下去。」臺下大笑。            

                                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

    雷利與主持人的對話句句幽默提神,令在場的人對精神常青的雷利肅然起敬。   

                                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

                                                                            

                                                                           

                                  面對尷尬                                 

                                                                           

                                                                            

                                                                           

                      德國空軍將領烏戴特將軍患有謝頂之疾。                 

                                                                           

                                                                           

  在一次宴會上,一位年輕的士兵不慎將酒潑灑到了將軍頭上,頓時全場鴉雀無聲, 

                                                                            

                                                                           

                          士兵驚駭而立,不知所措。                         

                                                                           

                                                                            

                倒是這位將軍打破了僵局,他拍著士兵的肩膀說:               

                                                                           

                                                                            

                    「兄弟,你以為這種治療會有作用嗎?」                   

                                                                           

                                                                           

                            全場頓時爆發出笑聲。                           

                                                                           

                                                                           

      人們緊繃的心鬆弛下來,而將軍的大度和幽默博得了人們的尊敬與愛戴。     

                                                                            

                                                                           

                                                                           

 

 

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